Tuesday, 16 August 2011

Ankit Kumar Shah's relation with Facebook

Thus, the poor fellow Ankit Kumar Shah began his pilgrimage to the rocky mountains  and deccan pleatue of Hyderabad to attain enlightenment . Enlightenment from His Holiness Divine Supreme  Lord “ZUCKERBERG” and his commandment known as” FACEBOOK”.He took a vow that he will not stop till he reaches the temple[backend support office of Facebook (advertisers/sales) to US HQ] of supreme lord in Hyderabad. Walking with bare feet in scorching heat but in heart he bearded the supreme order of immortal love for lord. Constantly  murmuring the words--------
THE LORD LOVES ME----------THIS WILL PASS--------FAITH IS ALL  LORD WANTS
Orkut se Dharti Phati-------
Chatting se aasman---------
Blogging se kampi Insaniyat-----
Raaj kar rahe  Social Networking Sites----
Jis website ki hogi takat apporv----
Jo website karegi in sab ka sarvnaash----
Wo kehlayegi  FACEBOOK…….FACEBOOK…..FACEBOOK

Bearing this indefinable passion, commitment and dedication he was moving on. The driving force that kept on motivating him was tagline of johhny Walker
KEEP WALKING
(after 7 packs) KEEP BRAWLING
(after 10 packs) KEEP DROWNING (Probably in a gutter)


So, Ankit Kumar Shah moved on with sacred amulet around his neck, inscribed with FB mantra-
Om facebookayee namah:
FB kabhi na band ho jaye namah:
FB jug jug  jiyeah namah:
Om Zuckerbergaye namah:

He was also thinking about the past 18 months(MBA frm IBS-G). The thing IBS-G guys focus upon is a decent placement, but things were not the same for Ankit Shah. He only envisioned himself to be the advisor to His divine, Holiness, the supreme lord Zuckerberg, on matters relating to promotion of facebook addiction among followers and how to be spontaneous in posting the updates on FB in millionth part of a second. Thus, he dedicated  his entire MBA to FB and the day will come when people will see Ankit as Lord Ankit Kumar Shah (demi god) sitting beside Lord Zuckerberg. The hunt is still on……………………………….Good luck AKS……..(updated out of love and respect I bear in my heart for AKS)

Monday, 15 August 2011

Shine again , u crazy diamonds.........


On 15th aug,1947 , we , incredible Indians had tryst with destiny. It was a moment of pride and will always be.  Even today after 64 years it makes me feel  proud that I belong to nation of  such eminent leaders who not only  made our country what it is but made world bow to us by the content of our character. Being Indian not only means by blood but by the culture.  I know still there are many more fights to fight with destiny, but never has been a time when we didn’t had that killer instinct to conquer any situation. We had proved this to world in past and will keep on proving this in future also. No matter  how hefty or massive the problem may be, we never   lost hope and always emerged victorious. But still there are miles to go before we sleep, there are numerous issues to focus upon ,there are numerous mouths to shut, there are numerous cheeks to slap, numerous hands to shake, numerous hearts to hug, numerous shoulders to lay our head and so on. I know we have this in us and we can do it,  In fact we have done it since past and world was always and will be a spectator(obviously with mouth wide open and eyes bulging out).   No matter what colour, caste or creed we 1.2 billion people have, still all 1.2 billion mouths exuberate in joy on every shot of Tendulkar, still all 1.2 billion throats start humming when A.R Rahman tingles vande mataram, still all 1.2 billion hands rise in national crisis, still all 1.2 billion eyes glare at heaven when our heroes fight at borders, still all 1.2 billion people rejoice together on streets when Team india bleeds blue ..............(F*** all those and right into there face who still question our unity). In spite of such great achievements we were never a swellhead or egoist , still we spread the message of love, care , respect  and honour. I accept this fact that we have this habit of discriminating people, we discriminate people based on their character, that is why we have multiple words for English word “you”(Aap, tu, tum....). We still call our elders by “aap” , we still join hands and bow at hearts of other people, we still bow down at the feet  of people, we still salute the deserving ones.......... but I love such discrimination, which is out of respect and honour.

This is because we have this in our blood, it is pre programmed  in our hearts and it is pre injected in our minds. On this 15th day of 8th month of the year 2011 , I Manas Misra salute all 1.2 billion people for being so nice and being part of such an esteemed nation and no one should forget that we were ever a “FIGHTER” so one fight more...........one fight more .....one fight more...