Thus, the poor fellow Ankit Kumar Shah began his pilgrimage to the rocky mountains and deccan pleatue of Hyderabad to attain enlightenment . Enlightenment from His Holiness Divine Supreme Lord “ZUCKERBERG” and his commandment known as” FACEBOOK”.He took a vow that he will not stop till he reaches the temple[backend support office of Facebook (advertisers/sales) to US HQ] of supreme lord in Hyderabad. Walking with bare feet in scorching heat but in heart he bearded the supreme order of immortal love for lord. Constantly murmuring the words--------
THE LORD LOVES ME----------THIS WILL PASS--------FAITH IS ALL LORD WANTS
Orkut se Dharti Phati-------
Chatting se aasman---------
Blogging se kampi Insaniyat-----
Raaj kar rahe Social Networking Sites----
Jis website ki hogi takat apporv----
Jo website karegi in sab ka sarvnaash----
Wo kehlayegi FACEBOOK…….FACEBOOK…..FACEBOOK
Bearing this indefinable passion, commitment and dedication he was moving on. The driving force that kept on motivating him was tagline of johhny Walker
KEEP WALKING
(after 7 packs) KEEP BRAWLING
(after 10 packs) KEEP DROWNING (Probably in a gutter)
So, Ankit Kumar Shah moved on with sacred amulet around his neck, inscribed with FB mantra-
Om facebookayee namah:
FB kabhi na band ho jaye namah:
FB jug jug jiyeah namah:
Om Zuckerbergaye namah:
He was also thinking about the past 18 months(MBA frm IBS-G). The thing IBS-G guys focus upon is a decent placement, but things were not the same for Ankit Shah. He only envisioned himself to be the advisor to His divine, Holiness, the supreme lord Zuckerberg, on matters relating to promotion of facebook addiction among followers and how to be spontaneous in posting the updates on FB in millionth part of a second. Thus, he dedicated his entire MBA to FB and the day will come when people will see Ankit as Lord Ankit Kumar Shah (demi god) sitting beside Lord Zuckerberg. The hunt is still on……………………………….Good luck AKS……..(updated out of love and respect I bear in my heart for AKS)
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